gives a flying fuck about Rob Ford quitting his “diet” three weeks early? It was his failed attempt at trying to make himself relatable, but he and his people have the PR skills of a high school student council.
Did anyone really think he was going to follow through? None of this is surprising. This is the man who called the police because a Canadian treasure came to his house, and keeps insisting he was attacked. There other things Mr. Ford is doing to worry about.
And I’m aware the irony of blogging about the irrelevance of his aborted weight loss.
And the fact that I no longer live in Toronto.
Because I think “Oooh I wonder what my disposition was like when I wrote this!”
And then it turns out being “mother of god apparently I had no grasp of the English language.”
Okay can we talk about how I need to see Beyonce’s Live at Revel Resorts concert DVD?
Because photos like this are making me gag. That is like, my ultimate showgirl drag queen fantasy. I love giant feathered fans. And I love Beyonce. I just want all of these things.
(Source: beyonce)
This is so Grace Jones I can’t handle.
(Source: decembersverycold)
I’m performing in Toronto tonight for the first time!
At the Slut Walk 2012 Afterparty at The Old Vic on Church St.
I’m so excited. I’ve (obviously) always wanted to perform in Toronto and this opportunity happened to fall in my lap. It’s all the more awesome because it’s for a cause I believe in, and the proceeds go towards the Slut Walk and the Ontario Coalition of Rape Crisis Centres.
Come see Athena work it out! I hit the stage around quarter after a midnight (hopefully I won’t turn into a pumpkin!)
Perfect. Poignant. Stunning.
(Source: jackielaine, via fuckyeahtoronto)
My fly incident
